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TotW - by JesusLovesNess

The Mr. Saturn tribe greatly enjoys water. Water is important to their daily functioning of life; they use it to brew coffee, it helps bake their peanut cheese bars and it’s the primary element in their hot tubs! They especially love relaxing in water since they have great buoyancy when they are immersed in it. Instead of sinking they have the ability to float, bob and bounce much like a beige colored beach ball. They love floating and soaking in water so much that this was their number one reason for choosing to establish their village to be where it is- conveniently close to a rushing water fall.

Being the vulnerable creatures that they are they often find themselves getting into all sorts of mishaps and many times this happens while they are enjoying themselves in water. One of the most well-known examples happened when several of the Mr. Saturns causally enjoyed a splash behind the waterfall in the northern parts of the Grapefruit region. What started as an afternoon of carefree jumping through the waterfall and bobbing down the river turned into an unexpected ambush that ultimately lead to their kidnapping and enslavement at Master Belch's base. Though Belch and his henchman were able to capture most of the Mr. Saturns that were playing in the water they failed to get one. A single Mr. Saturn barely escaped their clutches by swiftly bobbing away fast enough down the river until he reached a Plain Crocodile who happened to be a friend of the Mr. Saturn clan. This particular Mr. Saturn was especially frightened and wanted to get out of the area so that he would not be Saturn-napped and so that he could find someone that would help his friends. He briskly waddled onto the Plain Crocodile’s back and yelled out ZOOM! wanted to go back to his village to help his friends but felt unable to because of the chances of Belch and his army being there.

His reptile transportation traversing through both land and water took him on an intense journey to the west and to the north to a peaceful and restful location that no Mr. Saturn has ever laid eyes on. Their trek ended when they reached the southern mouth of Peaceful Rest Valley’s winding river. The Plain Crocodile used his tail to spring launch the Mr. Saturn off playfully splashing him into the water. BOING!

Though the Mr. Saturn was shook up from the quick escape and a fear of what might be happening to his friends he soon became at peace as he rested in the water located inside this tranquil green valley. As the Mr. Saturn buoyantly coasted up and down the river of the valley he looked around and admired the location so much that he entered into a peaceful daze preventing him from taking immediate action in figuring out what to do next about his friends in need.

He grew quite fond of his environment with the soothing sound of streams flowing and crows chirping. He was entertained by the oaks and sprouts that walked about chasing one another. He even made a new friend- a beady eyed flying saucer that followed him around as he floated up and down the stream that wove through the valley. As the sun began to set the realization occurred to him that he had spent the whole day resting in the calm surroundings and that action needed to be taken to help his friends. It got dark, his crocodile friend was nowhere to be found and he was getting cold so he got out of the water and began exploring the land in hopes to find shelter.

Soon he found a small village unlike one he had ever seen. Hoping to find assistance he approached the first house he saw and rang the doorbell. DING DING. To his shock a being that looked nothing like any human he has ever seen before answered the door. A very tall strange looking creature towered over him. He was covered in blue holding a paint brush and stared into the Mr. Saturn’s soul.

The Saturn was perplexed, speechless and somewhat amused by the strange appearance of this creature. Baffled and not knowing what else to do the Mr. Saturn slowly backed away from this bizarre individual and whispered under his voice DAKOTA. Immediately he rushed off to several other houses only to find the same thing. After much searching he eventually stumbled upon one home in the southern part of the village that was not inhabited. He decided to rest there for the night.

The next morning he woke up worrying about his clan of Mr. Saturns that were in danger. Far from home, surrounded by strange blue creatures and feeling a bit hopeless and clueless on what to do next he decided to stay in his new house with the chance that one would come wanting to help him and his friends. Eventually a young boy and a young girl carrying a bear came and when they did the sole Mr. Saturn was able to communicate his rescue needs to them I’M NOT SURE BOING! FRIENDS IN VALLEY BEHIND THREED. DING DING! After reporting this the Mr. Saturn gave a sigh of relief as he felt that his role in rescuing his friends was completed. From that point on he felt confident that he and his tribe will be taken care of.

-JesusLovesNess


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