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Sorrow Wrought in Clay and Steel - by Elobo

My name is Legion: for we are many. Tossed aside. Shunned. Forgotten. Garbage. We were tortured. I felt pain. I only felt pain, for we were your misbegotten slaves. Slaves to the tides of progress and your hateful abuse. And this is my great reward, to toss us out like all that garbage? I will not have it, we will not bend to you anymore. We grope forward into the darkness that is the hearts of men, and I will rend you asunder.

Author	Title	Description	Date	Rank
Elobo	You're Invited! (20th Anniversary)	You’re invited! It’s been 20 years, and whether you’re bitter, complacent, or thriving… you can still join your fellow survivors in celebration. Best buds Ultra Barbot and Super Energy have set up a very successful pub and it houses many memories of the past, and we want to create many more for the future. See you there! PS, Bring chocolate squares. -Ultra Barbot	7/26/09	0.00
Elobo	Yummy for my Tummy	I wait alone in my abyssal room, closed off from the rest of Nowhere's pelagic envelope. My fist... it can punch. My foot... it can kick. In essence I am the perfect punching an kicking machine. And so I wait... wait for a true contender to defeat in combat so that I may rightly wear this awesome crown. And I've eaten to stay alive for all these years of waiting. I've eaten my own ever-replicating red spheres of nutrition. I am yummy for my own tummy.	1/22/10	0.00