Author   |
Title |
Description |
Date |
Rank |
| Elobo |
Dire Soul |
When the hearts of men are corrupted, there are those who can never be mended. The darkest hearts become the fuel of hushed whispers. Taking everything from everyone else, then taking more still. Evading imprisonment with almost supernatural ease, they become the face of horror for every sleepless night.
|
4/12/09 |
0.00 |
| Elobo |
Toil |
Work and toil are endless for the tireless farm zombies. An eternity of servitude, gaunt figures forever locked in a grim dance of the harvest.
|
6/1/09 |
0.00 |
| Elobo |
Tales of the PseudoZombi |
You have joined the ranks of the undead. By your own volition you traveled south of Podunk to the Graveyard. You are theirs now. But you are happy. As a human, you weren't allowed to eat brains OR loiter in the graveyard. You can now. You scream in exuberant joy "ZOMBIE!" as you rip away your shirt. But you are only a PseudoZombi, amongst the weakest of the legions. A simple smiling boy with a wooden bat will soon end your miserable existence. The time you have to enjoy zombiedom is numbered.
|
4/26/09 |
0.00 |
| Elobo |
Tales of the Urban Zombie |
You sigh. How long has it been since you were safe in your own house watching that zombie movie marathon? Now we see bitter irony wrought in the screaming flesh of undeath. Every instinct tells you that you should feel cold, lifeless. But you are overwhelmed by malice for the human race, and a lust for violence. You slam your fists against the walls of your butchered psyche as you and your canine partner close in on some humans. But nobody is listening to you. Your body is on autopilot. You are broken, you relent, you convert. You are theirs now.
|
4/24/09 |
8.00 |
| Elobo |
You're Invited! (20th Anniversary) |
You’re invited! It’s been 20 years, and whether you’re bitter, complacent, or thriving… you can still join your fellow survivors in celebration. Best buds Ultra Barbot and Super Energy have set up a very successful pub and it houses many memories of the past, and we want to create many more for the future. See you there! PS, Bring chocolate squares. -Ultra Barbot
|
7/26/09 |
0.00 |
