The Carbon Dog burns withe very heat and intensity of the heart of the earth. Some exceptional Carbon Dogs can tap into the power of the ground to become a deadly mass of nigh indestructible diamond. As it joints rub unnaturally together, the piercing screeches are very much akin to a haunting howl. It becomes so in tune with the earth that its ravenous bite transforms its quarry into the very minerals of the planet - to be used and recycled as it sees fit. The sheer power coursing through its prismatic body can blind and instantly defeat foes from sight alone, and a corona of energy can flare up to deflect assault. The Diamond Dog is one of the ultimate sentries, borne of the intense willpower of the Carbon Dog.

[ebff2011] "He really did drink glass after glass of iced coffee. And he doesn't appreciate the criticism." -Interesting bit here is that I swore up and down this guy was in the hotel, then I realize he's in the restaurant. But I kept the title as it was because it's referencing Hotel Dusk. Gotta roll with the punches I guess.

[ebff2011] Starmen of all ages and military ranks! Do YOU have what it takes to conquer this miserable mudhole in record time? Want to be SUPER like Christine? Crush those squealing humans beneath your cold, hard heel? Feel superior as we stew these meat bags like prunes? (Get your paraffin set aside because we're going to be canning these suckers to take on the road) So shoot for the stars! It shouldn't be hard, because that's where we're from! So kick up your efforts, ramp up your assaults. All Starmen will receive a raise, only one in every one hundred twenty eight will be deemed SUPER enough to take away a rare sacred Earth treasure! Because when we're through, that's all that's going to be left.