Author   |
Title |
Description |
Date |
Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elobo | Peanut Free |
The peace in Saturn Valley was broken the day the peanuts were taken out of the Peanut Cheese Bars. They reimagined them as Nougat Cheese Bars. Same great taste! But they just weren't the same. They just weren't the same. Mr Saturn knew that it was up to him to restore his favourite bars to their true luster and glory. And so, he furrowed his brow and grit his ribbon. Nougat should be an alternative, NEVER a replacement.
|
12/11/09 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | Yummy for my Tummy |
I wait alone in my abyssal room, closed off from the rest of Nowhere's pelagic envelope. My fist... it can punch. My foot... it can kick. In essence I am the perfect punching an kicking machine. And so I wait... wait for a true contender to defeat in combat so that I may rightly wear this awesome crown. And I've eaten to stay alive for all these years of waiting. I've eaten my own ever-replicating red spheres of nutrition. I am yummy for my own tummy.
|
1/22/10 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | Mousey in the Sky like Cheese Curds |
This strange creature, I've never seen it before. It worms its way effortlessly through my rotten walls. My stomach curls into a knot so Gordian at this crass amalgamation of vermin. What perverse architect thought imagine this tiny abomination?
|
1/22/10 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | The Ladies' Fave |
Be still my cheese clogged heart, my chest goes thumpa thumpa at the very sight of this Adonis wrought in pink fur. His lips must taste of the highest grade Parmesan. What depths do his perfect orbits reach hidden behind those dramatically awesome shades? Can such a mouse be truly faithful to one woman? Or is his heart truly unobtainable and untamable? Perhaps this bad boy image is why I have pledged him every fibre of my being. Perhaps... the rebelliousness inherent to his character is even more beautiful than his perfect hair. Sigggghhhhhhh....
|
1/22/10 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | Onett Complete: The Good Food For ogs That Dogs Like The Taste Of. |
Recent theories about EARTHBOUND seem to centre around that enigma wrapped in a puppy that is Ruffini. Though possessing cosmic awareness, the recent theory is that Ruffini, despite being a cosmic entity, would still enjoy og food and he'd probably eat his hometown brand. This is because he still has a dog's taste buds and despite his knowledge he sticks around mundane Onett locations. Clearly he has hometown pride not to mention a dogs natural loyalty.
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1/22/10 | 0.00 |
