Author   |
Title |
Description |
Date |
Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elobo | Peanut Free |
The peace in Saturn Valley was broken the day the peanuts were taken out of the Peanut Cheese Bars. They reimagined them as Nougat Cheese Bars. Same great taste! But they just weren't the same. They just weren't the same. Mr Saturn knew that it was up to him to restore his favourite bars to their true luster and glory. And so, he furrowed his brow and grit his ribbon. Nougat should be an alternative, NEVER a replacement.
|
12/11/09 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | Forgotten |
The Metal Monkey believed in flight before fight, and ran and ran until it was alone with the trees of the forest. It stayed here in serene solitude. It would not leave. Now it is merely a cold, forgotten shell. But nature shows no remorse, its pace is not to be stalled. And the empty husk can run no more.
|
5/20/09 | 0.00 |
| Elobo | Tales of the Urban Zombie |
You sigh. How long has it been since you were safe in your own house watching that zombie movie marathon? Now we see bitter irony wrought in the screaming flesh of undeath. Every instinct tells you that you should feel cold, lifeless. But you are overwhelmed by malice for the human race, and a lust for violence. You slam your fists against the walls of your butchered psyche as you and your canine partner close in on some humans. But nobody is listening to you. Your body is on autopilot. You are broken, you relent, you convert. You are theirs now.
|
4/24/09 | 8.00 |
| Elobo | My Mindless Friend |
My life… my everything… it used to be at the bottom of the bottle. We were not scientists, we were assembly line workers. It didn’t matter how useful our abominations were, as long as they were present. So I found solace in a melange of liquors hard and brutal. As I pulled my blood soaked arms out of its gaping cranium, my heart was heavy. The brain was wired, the switch was flipped. It stared at me, blankly, for nearly five minutes. Then it smiled, and hung on my every word with unflinching adoration. Was this unconditional love? No, there was a dire condition: lobotomization. But I needed something to grab hold of to haul myself out of the pit of this despair. This seems to be working. Hmm, I’ll feel terrible about him down the road? You know what? Whatever.
|
11/28/09 | 8.00 |
| Elobo | Cruel Blizzard |
Can you find the strength to laugh in your useless, frozen body? This beast that stands before you is horribly mishapen, a head that seems to dominate its body. It's breath chills the blood in your veins beyond freezing. The air around it hangs still, a haunting calm before it issues forth your bubbling red froth. You numbly grope for something... anything to use as a weapon. But more of their comically bulbous forms seem to coalesce from the ripping eddies of the blizzard. You find no other recourse but to throw your head back and laugh as the mountain closes in to take you.
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4/23/09 | 9.00 |
