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Yummy for my Tummy - by Elobo

Yummy for my Tummy




I wait alone in my abyssal room, closed off from the rest of Nowhere's pelagic envelope. My fist... it can punch. My foot... it can kick. In essence I am the perfect punching an kicking machine. And so I wait... wait for a true contender to defeat in combat so that I may rightly wear this awesome crown. And I've eaten to stay alive for all these years of waiting. I've eaten my own ever-replicating red spheres of nutrition. I am yummy for my own tummy.



Other Submissions by Elobo

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Elobo Shrooom! Liiives!
Mystifying mycelia Batman! The Mycological Marvel was not truly defeated at the Rainy Circle! For its fertile basidiocarp was laid to rest, but it was only a matter of time before a new one sprung from its subterranean, fibrous network... with a vengeance! Cue the terrifying music, you've probably just soiled yourself.
4/5/09 0.00
Elobo Trillionth Age
Subtlety. Insidious tendrils hidden within heaps of ancient soil. Birthed in earthen womb and suckled at Milky Well. It drank deep of the planet for untold eons, now it will drink deep of all brash challengers.
4/5/09 0.00
Elobo It's a Dog eat Dinosaur eat Dog World
Out in the desert, a mighty buffalo slumps. Old and worn, it is quickly dropped by the roving pack of Crested Booka. But such an easy bounty is not so easily kept in these wind-scarred lands. The Desert Wolves move in on the Booka pack. It seems the rights to this kill will take some real conflict after all.
5/26/09 0.00
Elobo Malevolent Winter
Vast network of mycelium, many fibrous finger things like tiny maggots crawling through the supple earth of Foggyland. After its defeat, it lay in hiding under a dormant source of power. When the power returned, it had touched the hearts of humanity, and the fungal entity drank deep of it. The darkness of individuals the power had passed tasted the sweetest, and the instinct to simply survive became a lust to avenge and cause suffering. The propagation of itself gave way to new feelings of pride and primal fear. Its behemoth basidiocarp rose once more. Twisted and forlorn, pained and angry. And it ate the creatures of Foggyland from the inside out, leaving them unfeeling husk puppets driven only to further the providence of Shrooom!!! Corruption now spreads unseen beneath the pure winter snow, a deep malevolent stain poised to devour the world around it. Next time, hold the mushrooms.
11/4/12 0.00
Elobo The Long Haul to Victory?
(Fanfest - Sharks in New Pork city) The Sharks strived to win back the Arcade from the Pork Army, but the King saw the potential for entertainment therein. A tournament was arranged, playing one of the King’s favourite games - last man standing wins the game, the first team to 100 games is crowned the Masters of the Arcade. It was a catered event, attendance mandatory. Of course, he manipulated the games so that they’d be dead even, 99 wins each. Only the last game was left solely to the players, only that match mattered. IF he would let them stop. Secretly, they hoped they could finish this obsession _now_ because they didn’t want him to dare consider constructing a live version… (depicted game based on Smash T.V.)
4/2/10 0.00

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