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Saturn Springs Brand - by firej7

Saturn Springs Brand

From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. Question, what makes the hot springs in Mr. Saturn Valley so special. Hehehe, well my friends and enemies(I know you're out there) Do you remember the best part of waking up? Well, upon that waking, didn't you actually feel revitalized? Yep, that's not water its COFFEE! Think about this even, you wonder why you go a little loopy after drinking some coffee(I find it best not to go into details...trust me). Now, where do they get the coffee? Why from the local coffee mines of course. Remember seeing that area on the top of the village that you couldn't get to? Remember how there was occasionally a duck up there. Now, why would such a character be up there to begin with? Simple, that's no duck, it's a saturn mining device. There's actually a hidden hole that is cleverly hidden with a strip of cardboard. But this area is kept under top surveilence(you'd be to if your best defense was a piece of cardboard and a little guy in a duck digger). Now, a drain is hidden in the bottom of the springs(that...maybe goes somewhere, I'll let the dinos and tendas explain that.) But when the duck digger eats all of the coffee from the mines, it goes down to the recently emptied springs, and fills it up...pretty quickly actually with fresh brewed.
Yes I know, it's hard to believe, but forget Folgers, the saturns no what they're doing. Now, how do I know such info? Heh, I got a man on the inside. You could say, I BUG their system. Ah well, now we know the hidden powers of the Hot Springs.
And so, another question is left to burn in a freshly brewed aroma. And this is Pheen-X saying...I'm more of a tea person anyway.



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