Police Theory

Well, if you’ve been looking at the height of kids these days… it’s hard to say whether they knew he was a kid or not. He very well could have been rather tall and could have easily been mistaken as an adult.
That, or they saw the police force in that sweet game they were playing, Earthbound, I do believe… And decided it was a good idea to try to beat up a kid with their sweet moves.

- biehlza