How the Underworld got lost.
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This week's question, what exactly is the Lost Underworld, and how was it made and filled with dinosaurs. In honesty, my first theory towards this land...got stolen by a director that shall not be named(THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY FAME AND MONEY!) so I had to move on and I learned of a new theory, of course...I had to venture down there myself(Word to the wise...always pack a flamethrower, they'll save your life everytime!)
The tendas were willing to help the guy that theorized with them before, allowing me passage to the lost land, and my journey began. And my first question came to life. What the heck is up with the ego orbs? Well, belive it or not, they are actually fallen moons(Trust me...it took them way more than 3 days to fall). How did I know they were moons? They had faces of course. Do to their constant crashings through the earth, many geysers and craters formed around the land(Have you looked up in the Lost Underworld? Pretty holey.)And with the rotten ego these moons gave, the geysers became tainted from water that could revive anything...to water that heals and recovers energy(Hard to tell if thats a win or loss).
Getting sick of the constant snootyness of the moons, I continued forth in my special hat, picking up traces of rare dinosaurs, that were actually still alive! My assumption is that when the orbs crashed, they released the many fossils of these dinos, and, before the water was tainted, was able to get near the reviving springs, giving life back into those old bones. Let me say this, I was able to get a good show, watching the orbs getting chased by the many dinos in the land(I swear, it's one of the funniest things you could ever see below the earth.) Yet, how did the dinosaurs stay numerous after the water was tainted? Easy, when a mommy dino, and a daddy dino, love each other very much(Kids, this is why you need to pay attention to TV, cause I can't explain any further...mainly because I forgot to bring the puppets down here.)
Let's see...I covered the orbs, the dinosaurs, the forming of the land, what haven't I...OH YEAH, THE TALKING ROCKS! These things even puzzled me! My guess...they forgot how to roll, and thus didn't get to become the big music stars they used to dream of being...so they just stuck around and enjoyed the ego chasing dinos as much as I have(they also like to talk about politics...ugh, boy do they like their politics, and they don't even have them!)
Finally, the magma caves. I know for a fact...they used to be the friendly ice cream caves, until those stupid moons came down, claiming that they're too cool for simple ice cream like that. This insult resulted in the caves and its inhabitants getting very angry, resulting in the failed pepper-cinnammon flavor to go bad, melt, and become evil soul sucking bits of lava...that started chasing those orbs as well(it never gets old! They scream like little pansies!)
Well, that about wraps up the Lost Underworld, to my best content. Of course, ever since it was resealed, the only remains we can see of it nowadays are those gyroids or whatever they're called in Animal Crossing. And thus, another question is left to sizzle in an old torchlike flame. So, this is Pheen-X saying, GET LOST!
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This week's question, what exactly is the Lost Underworld, and how was it made and filled with dinosaurs. In honesty, my first theory towards this land...got stolen by a director that shall not be named(THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY FAME AND MONEY!) so I had to move on and I learned of a new theory, of course...I had to venture down there myself(Word to the wise...always pack a flamethrower, they'll save your life everytime!)
The tendas were willing to help the guy that theorized with them before, allowing me passage to the lost land, and my journey began. And my first question came to life. What the heck is up with the ego orbs? Well, belive it or not, they are actually fallen moons(Trust me...it took them way more than 3 days to fall). How did I know they were moons? They had faces of course. Do to their constant crashings through the earth, many geysers and craters formed around the land(Have you looked up in the Lost Underworld? Pretty holey.)And with the rotten ego these moons gave, the geysers became tainted from water that could revive anything...to water that heals and recovers energy(Hard to tell if thats a win or loss).
Getting sick of the constant snootyness of the moons, I continued forth in my special hat, picking up traces of rare dinosaurs, that were actually still alive! My assumption is that when the orbs crashed, they released the many fossils of these dinos, and, before the water was tainted, was able to get near the reviving springs, giving life back into those old bones. Let me say this, I was able to get a good show, watching the orbs getting chased by the many dinos in the land(I swear, it's one of the funniest things you could ever see below the earth.) Yet, how did the dinosaurs stay numerous after the water was tainted? Easy, when a mommy dino, and a daddy dino, love each other very much(Kids, this is why you need to pay attention to TV, cause I can't explain any further...mainly because I forgot to bring the puppets down here.)
Let's see...I covered the orbs, the dinosaurs, the forming of the land, what haven't I...OH YEAH, THE TALKING ROCKS! These things even puzzled me! My guess...they forgot how to roll, and thus didn't get to become the big music stars they used to dream of being...so they just stuck around and enjoyed the ego chasing dinos as much as I have(they also like to talk about politics...ugh, boy do they like their politics, and they don't even have them!)
Finally, the magma caves. I know for a fact...they used to be the friendly ice cream caves, until those stupid moons came down, claiming that they're too cool for simple ice cream like that. This insult resulted in the caves and its inhabitants getting very angry, resulting in the failed pepper-cinnammon flavor to go bad, melt, and become evil soul sucking bits of lava...that started chasing those orbs as well(it never gets old! They scream like little pansies!)
Well, that about wraps up the Lost Underworld, to my best content. Of course, ever since it was resealed, the only remains we can see of it nowadays are those gyroids or whatever they're called in Animal Crossing. And thus, another question is left to sizzle in an old torchlike flame. So, this is Pheen-X saying, GET LOST!
